Thursday, March 31, 2005

In case there's any doubt about the matter

When it is clear that I can no longer recognize and respond to my friends and family I DO NOT WANT life support (including ANY SORT OF feeding mechanism, tubes or whatever they invent next), take NO heroic measures to keep me alive, DONATE any organ I have that would be useful in another human or for scientific research, and CREMATE my remains.

If you don't, I swear to god and goddess that I will return and haunt you until you are so miserable that you take your own life.

Just so we're clear about this.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here are some links to help you out:

http://www.uslivingwillregistry.com/default.htm
http://www.uslivingwillregistry.com/forms.shtm