My desk and my conscience are clear. I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow. I might come back.
While I'm away (you know who you are):
- Please be nice to the new employees. We want them to like us.
- Don't forget the kitty litter. While we're at it, don't forget the cat.
- Solve it yourself. I'm not there to ask. You know what to do.
- Miss me. Deeply, utterly, terribly. I'd do the same if I were in your place.