Thursday, March 17, 2005

Really, it's gotten out of hand

Now that I'm 50:

- I can't read blogs with black backgrounds
- I can't drink more than two martinis without feeling bad the next day
- My knees make funny creaky noises when I climb the stairs
- Hair grows where it shouldn't
- My tolerance for FM Radio DJs is gone

1 comment:

Jason said...

"Hair grows where it shouldn't."

I'm only 29, and that's an issue for me. Now, if only hair would grow where it should.