Sunday, July 15, 2007

I'm awake now

What sort of bird makes a sound like a ringing phone? And what does this bird look like? And can I borrow your BB gun? I need it to whack a bird. The one that chirps very loudly at 6:30 a.m. on the weekend.

And who taught my cat how to tell time? And why does this very-old-and-dear-to my-family cat begin howling to be fed when I'm not up at what she considers to be the appointed time on the weekend?

3 comments:

MsAPhillips said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/tvandsoap.html?in_page_id=1887&in_article_id=385372

Do you have a lyrebird?

MsHellion said...

feed the bird to the cat.

Dott Comments said...

msaphilips: Awesome lyrebird. Mimics a chainsaw??

mshellion: Now why didn't I think of that?