What sort of bird makes a sound like a ringing phone? And what does this bird look like? And can I borrow your BB gun? I need it to whack a bird. The one that chirps very loudly at 6:30 a.m. on the weekend.
And who taught my cat how to tell time? And why does this very-old-and-dear-to my-family cat begin howling to be fed when I'm not up at what she considers to be the appointed time on the weekend?