Pancakes and bacon, yum! So glad I'm not vegetarian anymore.
I looked up from the short stack on my plate to witness babycakes jumping out of her seat. Turns out, her phone had started to vibrate on the table top and she thought it was ... well, we don't want to know what she thought it was.
Later I suggested that if her vibrating phone startled her so much that she switch it to one of the 48,000 available ringtones provided by her service provider.
"I'd rather be startled than annoyed," she replied.