Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Overheard in Birmingham

"... if it doesn't work, blame it on Birmingham."
[Reading the name of the bus] "Alabama Limo, isn't that a euphemism?"
"Do you know what you can do with a goat?"
"Baby ducks, pond and day-old breadcrumbs."
"I think our hotel is missing one of its points."
"I just got us a car!"
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
"You can have $150 million, as soon as I transfer it from my offshore account ..."
"Have we seen a crying YAD yet?"
"We just saw two commissioners making out in the stairwell."


mk99 said...

Okay having seen most of the commissioners - that is really gross.

EEK! said...

Nothing gets me hot like polity.

Things that I heard, working with photographers:

"Are you choking the chicken?"

"Wanna bite my apple?"

"So you're our mistress for the week!"

"She's really attractive, I mean, for a minister. They're graded on a curve."