Housekeeping

I want a clean house.

I want the floors polished and waxed until they are shiny enough to see my reflection. I want the windows cleaned inside and out until the birds are so confused that they think that they are open.

I want every surface to be dust-free. I want the bathrooms to be spic and span and sanitized. I want the kitchen cabinets to look brand-new.

I want all traces of dog hair removed from the upholstery and the carpeting. I want my house to have the faint smell of fresh flowers (that really does comes from fresh flowers in the house).

And I want this every day.

Sigh.