In case there's any doubt about the matter

When it is clear that I can no longer recognize and respond to my friends and family I DO NOT WANT life support (including ANY SORT OF feeding mechanism, tubes or whatever they invent next), take NO heroic measures to keep me alive, DONATE any organ I have that would be useful in another human or for scientific research, and CREMATE my remains.

If you don't, I swear to god and goddess that I will return and haunt you until you are so miserable that you take your own life.

Just so we're clear about this.

Parting shots

My desk and my conscience are clear. I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow. I might come back.

While I'm away (you know who you are):

- Please be nice to the new employees. We want them to like us.
- Don't forget the kitty litter. While we're at it, don't forget the cat.
- Solve it yourself. I'm not there to ask. You know what to do.
- Miss me. Deeply, utterly, terribly. I'd do the same if I were in your place.

L Word

The new "pretty" women (Carmen and Helena) on the "L Word" are nice but I wish they'd add some ordinary looking lesbians.

And who besides me thinks that Helena is a baby cannibal? She doesn't like Tina, she's just after the baby!

March Madness

This is a basketball.

Apparently, it's used in a sport played in college and they have tournaments every spring to determine who is the baddest of them all.

I think it will be the University of Louisville this year.

Really, I don't have a clue about sports. But when I came into the TV room yesterday, babycakes was watching THE GAME and I sat down and ... two fucking hours later I was a basketball fan.

See, Louisville was losing throughout the entire game. But in the last minute they tied the other team and the game went into overtime. And then they won.

That's basketball.