Thank you Henry Wallace

Wallace gives 2 groups $2 million: Fairness Campaign, ACLU to benefit

Priceless

Wedding Dress: $800
Wedding Reception: $11,000
Wedding Cake: Tasteless

We call it "crawdad"

I love this dialect map.

According to the map, only 19.48% of those surveyed say "crawdad." And we all live in Kentucky. Well, okay, MOST of us live in Kentucky. I'll bet you $5 that the rest were raised in Kentucky.

He's a better writer than me anyway

Read the lovely and talented Jim Welp at his blog and at the site of this funny little journal.

Wow. I wish I could write like Jim.